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Graining on that wood;
nelly, 22, and forever a lover of all things geek

sometimes i blog about french musketeers, and sometimes i cry over idiot dwarf kings. sometimes i even write.

mostly, though, i like to stare at tom burke's face and pretend i don't have a problem

banryeo:

HAPPY BELATED TO MY BB NASHI
prompt was ‘sterek with de-aged pack climbing all over them’ and i went with S2 weres because i miss them dearly
also taking photos of evidence is a perfectly logical thing to do when faced with derek hale and babies ok:’)
sorry for the lateness and art fail;; i hope this is alright;-; ily<333

banryeo:

HAPPY BELATED TO MY BB NASHI

prompt was ‘sterek with de-aged pack climbing all over them’ and i went with S2 weres because i miss them dearly

also taking photos of evidence is a perfectly logical thing to do when faced with derek hale and babies ok:’)

sorry for the lateness and art fail;; i hope this is alright;-; ily<333

YOOO NEW SEASON, NEW RECS

buckyhales:

But Then What…

Long, glorious highschool AU where Stiles gets called in on a favour by a teacher and has to tutor popular basketball-playing jock Derek Hale, whom he definitely hates because he hangs around with Jackson Whittemore who used to bully him constantly. PERFFFF all my favourite tropes, plus JOCKSTRAP-WEARING!DEREK YES PLS.

Introduction to Zero-Sum Therapy -

Ridiculously adorable post-3A fic, wherein Stiles buys Derek a set of cooking spoons when he comes back to town (as a Nice Thing For Derek). Derek retaliates with lunch, and the war of gift-giving just keeps going. Fluffy wonderfulness. 

Lay Your Armour Down -

Secret Agent AU. CIA agent Stiles Stilinski is given an undercover assignment he has to share with a werewolf (enter NSA agent Derek Hale) to investigate a series of werewolf deaths in the area. Long, slow build fic with awesome badassness, great read!

*Safety in Silence -

Stunning. I loved this fic so much. AU, where werewolves are known but Derek’s family still dies, and soulmates exist. Unfortunately for Derek, his newfound soulmate doesn’t love him back. So much pining, kinda follows the events of the show apart from Derek actually communicates when he finds Scott and Stiles in the forest. THIS IS SUCH AN AMAZING FIC I CAN’T RECOMMEND IT ENOUGH GO READ IT NOW PLEASE

Stunt Butt -

Cute AU ficlet where Derek is a movie (*cough* porn) star, and Stiles accidentally gets himself roped into being someone’s butt double in a scene they are filming. Super hot.  

Take Me Out (to the ball game)

Adorable and long AU, Derek is an actor with a terrible agent, soulmates exist when two people share the same soulmate mark, and Stiles was perfectly happy to live his life without ever knowing who his soulmate was but when a leaked celebrity video leads to him knowing who his soulmate is, he has to meet the guy. Cute!

The Truth is Totally Our There (dibs!) -

Funny and cute AU where the human race has just found out aliens exist, and the first visitors are due to arrive when they end up crashlanding near where Stiles goes running. AKA the Hales are aliens and Derek is awful at communicating.  

The Unicorn’s Keeper -

Fluffy short AU where Stiles gets roped into being a unicorn keeper for the rest of his life, which he likes for the most part…except for the eternal celibacy rule along with the hot werewolf who frequently visits the abbey. Lovely. 

What I Did On My Summer Vacation

AU, Stiles comes to live with his Dad during college vacation in their new hometown Beacon Hills, where everything is extremely…weird. Like the way everyone in town knows his name the day he arrives. The way they insist the melancholic howling that echoes through the forest every night is just a dog. The way his dad denies getting a dog, even though Stiles comes home to find one sprawled across his bed, some big black thing whose eyes gleam red in the right light. The way that massive oak tree out in the woods vibrates under his touch, pulsing with sickly life. Perfect long, plotty, magic!Stiles and wolf!Derek fic, superb read!

Wheatgrass and Froot Loops -

Fluffy AU where Stiles is an actor and Derek is his personal trainer…and also his casual fuckbuddy. Only Stiles doesn’t want them to be casual anymore, but also doesn’t want to ruin Derek’s reputation and prevent him from getting future clients. Dorks in love :”)

Waiting Games -

Enjoyable short Alpha/Beta/Omega AU, where Prince Stiles is an omega and has to hold a tournament for the Alphas from surrounding lands to compete for his hand until he choosing one for himself. All my guilty pleasure tropes, loved it! 

monkeyelbow:

It’s all your fault!!! I’m an innocent girl!! LOL

monkeyelbow:

It’s all your fault!!! I’m an innocent girl!! LOL

and the moon howls back at me and the stars call h u n g r i l y

blue-is-just-pretty:

you’re the moon to my stars

inspired by (x)

montanaharper wiggled:
trope: fake dating or accidental marriage
jerakeenc replied:

"It got weird," Derek says. He’s lying next to Stiles on his back. His pants are still undone.

"But why,” Stiles whines. “It was good! It was—it was awesome.” In all honesty, awesome didn’t even begin to cover it. Having Derek as his fuck buddy was pretty much the best thing to ever happen to Stiles. “We have got to unweird it,” he insists.

"I told you to pretend-date Cora, but you didn’t listen."

Stiles gives him a look. “Yeah. Because pretend-dating your sister wouldn’t have made things weird.”

"Better than this," Derek mutters.

"So I pretend-held your hand," Stiles says with half a shrug. "How was that weirder than me doing things to your dick?"

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notenoughgatorade:

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bite the hand that feeds
tap the vein that bleeds
down on my bended knees (x)

virtualcarrot:

i finally did you a finished tattoo pic, happy belated birthday?